What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 01:14

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
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The Man with the Golden Gun
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
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Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Moonraker
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.